Role Reversal

I crawled into bed quickly to be consumed by the scent of flowery perfume. 

Then it occurred to me that every morning at 5 a.m. when Jordan claims to be going to work, he was really going to see his mistress. It could be the only explanation. 

I started gathering evidence to persecute him; I sniffed him everywhere to discover where exactly this woman had been rubbing up against him. His armpits? Odd. She must like his muscular arms. 

Suddenly, I realized . . . he must have worn the Secret deodorant we have in the bathroom.

I was wearing Degree Sport. 


  1. Boys' deodorant is sooo much better than girls'.

  2. Can I possibly be the first to comment, "Made for a woman but strong enough for a man!"?